December 2009
16 posts
Dec 31st
Have I mentioned how much I love photo booths?
Dec 31st
Photo booth fun at the Ace Hotel
Dec 31st
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Keeping the Sanity
The Box Office and Merchandise opened today at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. Patrons are very enthusiastic about getting their tickets first thing - even the day after Christmas. Tempers flare quickly and rude words are tossed about like little flame darts. We work really long days dealing directly with people who have lived long enough that they should know how to watch their...
Dec 27th
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Quotes that are "unnecessary"
My friend Kathleen and I were driving from Atwater, California to San Francisco, California one fine afternoon in October, when suddenly! We had to go to the bathroom SO bad. Like seriously, pull over the car, before we black out. We ran into the gas station and breathlessly asked for the restroom key. And then ran around the building into what may be the foulest “thing” I have ever...
Dec 19th
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Text mensaje received from:
Holly: I'm convinced this sales attendant doesn't know what color 'camel' is. I'm tempted to reiterate I'm looking for a cardigan in camel toe.
Dec 19th
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Rose Bowl Flea Market
Once a month the Rose Bowl hosts something not related to football in any way - the Rose Bowl Flea Market! It is huge, it’s epicness is overwhelming. There are hundreds of booths selling everything from clothes and boots, to awesome old man hats, to antique water coolers, awesome mid-century furniture, weird little curios, creepy children’s toys, rugs, wooden boxes, old signs....
Dec 15th
Dec 13th
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Fart (or should we say, Expulsion of Gas)
Rosanna: Why you gotta be so gross
Joel: I'm not gross, I'm natural.
Dec 12th
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Outside the Library, in Palm Springs, where it is...
Lady: Ya, it's been getting so cold down here!
Man: I know, geez. What is up with this?
Lady: I mean, in that house, with all the windows closed, the indoor thermometer, the INDOOR thermometer, read 57 degrees.
Man: O my lawd. How are we to survive?
Dec 11th
Dec 5th
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Off to a great start.
I opened up the passenger side door. Tossed my wallet, phone, grocery list and keys on the middle of the bench. Then unloaded the three grocery bags onto the passenger seat. Pushed down on the lock. Shut the door. Walked around the back of the truck to the driver side door, pulled on the handle. Locked. I look through the window to see my wallet, phone, grocery list and keys sitting innocently...
Dec 4th
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Fact
There are even more old people in Palm Springs than I remembered.
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
Two great mysteries in this world
A) what is this giant yellow orb in the sky B) Why do I always (let me reemphasize this - always) get stuck next to a person who should have purchased two seats on the aeroplane.
Dec 1st
Dec 1st